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There is a strange void in our national life: we have no England manager to tear apart. After devouring two in the space of little more than a year, Fabio Capello is untouchable, halfway between Sir Alf Ramsey and God. Suddenly, the England football team have a place, a purpose, a meaning, a future. Suddenly we believe in England. That means we believe in Capello; all of us, watchers, journalists, pundits, players. We have no option.
The England team have abandoned their clown's jalopy with square wheels and explosions and bits falling off. Now they are cruising on in a six-wheeled pink Rolls-Royce bearing the numberplate FAB 10. There is no ducking the matter: England are go and Capello is the Lady Penelope of the new world.
Sober and serious football writers, in so far as such a category exists, are comparing Capello and Ramsey. Translation: they think England will win the World Cup in South Africa in less than two years' time. Why not? On Wednesday, England's second team - most of the No1 side were injured - went to Germany and won 2-1. What more are they capable of?
It is almost impossible for an Italian to be monosyllabic, but Capello has come as near to mastering this as is linguistically possible. In his masterly near-silence, he gives an impression of mysterious and limitless strength, endless knowledge and total mastery, and right now, it seems as if these things have a basis in fact.
He is beyond criticism. This state is seldom found outside sport, and not often within, but when a man takes England through four World Cup qualifying matches without losing a point, there is no room for doubt. Capello is unimprovable.
Odd to think that 12 months ago we were happily disembowelling Steve McClaren after his England team failed to qualify for the European Championship finals of last summer. After a deeply dodgy qualifying campaign, he gambled on the wrong goalkeeper in his final match and lacked the worldliness to make Croatia settle for the draw that would suit both teams.
McClaren's treatment was merciless; well, we had got our eye in for blood-letting with the departure of Sven-Göran Eriksson after the World Cup in 2006. How we hated Eriksson, a man we had once loved. He was now “the man who betrayed the Golden Generation”; presumably because he arranged the metatarsal injuries to key players that derailed three successive campaigns.
But look, we're not talking about rationality here, we are talking about football. We're talking about belief. For there is no such thing as a so-so England manager. He is either a genius or a fool. Right now, Capello is in the former category and we must live with that for all but five months, or until England next play a World Cup qualifier.
There will be a friendly or so before then - got to keep those Barclays Premier League managers twitching - but Capello's record of P4 W4 will be unaffected, with spice added by the delightful victory against Germany in that rare thing, a friendly conducted like a contest that mattered.
Capello's genius, then, is an established fact of national life. Odd to think that he has been a genius for only ten weeks; and he will have been in charge for a year on December 14. The establishment of his genius has been a long, slow process.
Capello began with the usual hard-man stuff such as dropping David Beckham - then on 99 caps - to make a point, and then selecting Beckham to make some other point, and rotating captains and the squad in a way that looked muddled and unconvincing. Why were we paying this man six million quid? Why can't we have an Englishman as manager? Maybe Steve and Glenda and Kev weren't so bad after all.
Capello's first match was a 2-1 victory against Switzerland, hardly a result to make the watching world say oo-er. After a defeat in France, in which he allowed Beckham his 100th cap, Capello looked like Sven come again. Beating the United States 2-0 didn't make his team look like world-beaters and after a draw with the Czech Republic at Wembley in yet another friendly, Capello looked like just another overpaid bumbler. England then opened the qualifiers with a deeply uninspiring 2-0 win against Andorra and Capello's stock slid further.
Football's endless fascination comes from its volatility, from the speed at which everything changes, from the extraordinary way in which a new reality can replace the old inside a few minutes.
England went to Croatia and won 4-1, with a hat-trick from Theo Walcott, and suddenly, everybody believed in the boss. That changed everything, and that is because the fundamental art of management is to build a church of true believers.
They don't have to like you, they don't even have to understand you, they just have to believe in you. As soon as Eriksson had a few agnostics in his side, the game was up, and McClaren generally faced the enemy with 11 atheists.
Eriksson had his believers at various stages in his time with England. In his first World Cup in 2002, high on the 5-1 defeat of Germany in Munich and with a thrilling victory over Denmark in the round of 16, for a moment the impossible seemed possible. When Eriksson gambled on Wayne Rooney in the European Championship finals two years later, Rooney's brilliance briefly reignited the belief.
Right now, Capello has believers and this is the most precious of gifts. How to find it? How to maintain it? First, you must be a man to whom self-doubt is a stranger. A belief in your own omnipotence is the first qualification for a successful manager. If you doubt that, run your eye down the sharp end of the Premier League and you will be convinced.
Right decisions and right manner are important; a right image helps. Eriksson's gnomic utterances in wilfully broken English convinced for a while, but McClaren's pleading reasonableness was a non-starter. Capello's square jaw and square glasses work pretty well.
But it all comes down to results, and this is the great circular truth of football. Good results can come only from belief, and belief can come only from good results. Capello's engine clearly doesn't start well from cold, but now, with five deeply gratifying results, one on top of the other, belief has brought results and results have brought belief in a perfectly efficient closed feedback system.
This transformation has been astonishing and very, very football. Capello has ridden it beautifully and now it all looks like a master plan. Perhaps it was, but that doesn't really matter. Management is like Ronaldinho's famous free kick against England: it really doesn't matter whether he meant it or not. What matters is the result.
There is no point in striving for a rational assessment of Capello, because the process he presides over is irrational. He will achieve still greater results for as long as he maintains this state of belief, and vice versa. He may even win a penalty shoot-out - or does that strain belief too far? But no, let's settle for the fact that Capello can do anything, for, certainly, he can do no wrong until April.

Simon Barnes is the multi-award-winning chief sportswriter at The Times. He also writes a Saturday column on wildlife. His 15 books include three novels and the best-selling How To Be A Bad Birdwatcher. His latest, The Meaning of Sport, was published last autumn. He lives in Suffolk with his family and five horses
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While Capello has done well, I'm becoming increasingly frustrated with the hyperbole that seems to come with the England team.
Germany were missing ballack, frings, metzelder, lahm and Lehmann from the team that made the Euro final, so can we stop pretending we are suddenly world beaters!!
Paul Stokes, Hereford,
What's that? Germany a "non-descript" team, along with Croatia? The confusions run deep, if Robert sincerely believes, too, that the team Capello is managing is "Britain", a term which has no application to soccer teams. What can be said right now is that Capello has done a splendid job so far.
Anthony Johnson, Pisa, Italy
I'd say Mr. Capello is following a long-term strategy to build a cohesive national team. His most important victory so far has been against all those the club managers seeking to prevent their players from participating. Well done Mr. Capello!
Dave , York, England
Please stop Canadians from commenting on something they know nothing about. Capello is the manager of England, not 'Britain'. England do have the players but they have lacked the manager. Now the team after a string of duds has a real, high calibre man at the helm.
Anthony, Trieste, Italy
Ironic that ever since Capello arrived in Britain, everybody across the pond believes that he will turn the team around.
Let's be blunt, like the Canadians the British just are not good enough.
Just because they beat a few non-descript teams, does not make them world beaters,
Robert Postuma, Montreal, Canada
England won because the players were good enough and, as important, loved it.
But don't blame those who stayed out. We can now see that, today, it's perfect sense to have a different, but feasible, team for friendlies.This way we have two real teams in one squad, with true competition for places.
Mark ET Wilson, Bristol,
If he wins the world cup then he will be on par with Sir Alf Ramsey. Having watched Germany a few times, I think they are overrated. They have a goalkeeper problem like England,and only Ballack is world class when he puts his mind to the game.
A Walton, Leicester, England
Good article.
Although at the end you say there is 'no point in striving for a rational assessment of Capello' but when he first came to England and after his first few games in charge, the criticism from most of the media was nothing but irrational. I knew all along that this man is no bum.
Michael, Bromley, England
If England played in a 'world premier league', over a 40-odd game season, we'd come in or near the top 8. In a knockout tournament or any one-off game there are 20 or more teams whose players have similar ability to ours. If we win the next world cup (and anyone can) it'll be jammy at the least.
Steve Jacks, London,
Very good article. Well written, good insight. Thanks.
Gunnlaugur Gudmundsson, Reykjavik, Iceland
Just getting on Easyjet plane yesteday when El Tel comes through on speedy boarding as you , and disappears onto plane when a woman in the queue says to husband that was 'arry Venables. Now would be a genuis two Spurs Mgrs rolled into one....
Terry, Alicante, Spain
Yay! he`s GREAT...
Boo! he`s crap...
YAY!! he`s awesome...
Urgghh...he`s rubbish.
Got to love the media!
It`s like watching Biggins and Paul Daniels in Aladdin at Blackpool pier. Booooo....YAYYYY..Hissss!
Pantomime.
Capello is a hero, until you decide he is a villain.
Hilarious
Phil J N, Liverpool,
The article rings true, but the first time I heard that FC wanted the job, (before McClown) I said he should have it. The first few games of his reign were used to find his feet not win, as the England manager he has to take the long view, not like an EPL manager take over & win immediately
Jamie, Berlin, Germany